I think it's unfortunate
that more men don't cook, like to cook,
or admit to cooking. Sure, plenty of guys'll
own up to strapping on a ridiculous hat
and apron to burn a few steaks beyond
all recognition, but is that really
cooking? If you're one of the culinary-challenged
individuals that serves up burgers that
resemble hockey pucks, immediately proceed
to our Grillarama
section. Do not pass Go. Do not collect
$200.
Increasingly I find that
when I'm around "average Joes,"
cooking as a profession, hobby or art
is looked upon with some disdain. Or,
as has been suggested by men and women
alike, that it is a feminine pursuit best
undertaken by those "light in the
loafers." Hmm. It often pains me
to explain that some of the nation's leading
chefs are men (Philadelphia's Georges
Perrier, Wolfgang Puck, and Jimmy the
guy that owns the New Englander Diner
in Danbury, CT), and we won't even talk
about the Iron Chef.
"So," I asked
myself in the mirror, "How'd I get
this way?"
Coming from a family of
seven, nobody was actually allowed to
"cook" in our kitchen except
for my mother. We often had helper tasks,
though rarely anything more taxing than
opening a can of Pillsbury rolls, shaking
the cranberry sauce out of the can on
Turkey Day, or stirring the huge pan of
scrambled eggs for a typical heart-attack
Sunday breakfast of bacon, eggs, buttered
toast, and whole milk. What, no scrapple?
(Aigh! I can feel my arteries clogging
as I write this!)
Yet, my mother never kept
any secret about her meals or the source
of her cooking acumen. Though her cuisine
often had a bland Eastern European flavor,
the meals were predictably good, filling,
and unwaveringly familiar. To this day
it amazes me that every batch of chili,
every piece of fried chicken, every bowl
of baked bean casserole tasted like the
one before it. And the one before that.
And the one before that...all the way
down the line.
What
makes it more amazing is that I never
saw her consult a single recipe and she
owned a lone cookbook -- Betty Crocker's
Good and Easy Cookbook: 1000 time-saving,
taste-tempting recipes and hints for busy
homemakers. She received the book
at some point during the 1940s, probably
around the time she married my father
in 1945. It still sits in her kitchen
drawer, good as new, and filled with recipes
and ideas neatly clipped from the newspaper
or women's magazines. After much searching,
I finally tracked down my own copy of
this blessed tome last fall.
A terribly finicky eater
as a kid, I was nonetheless fascinated
by the cooking process. I'd come home
from school and wolf down a quick snack
before delivering my paper route, watching
Mom start that night's dinner for the
troops. I remember my father cooking for
us once, when Mom was bed-ridden with
a bug or injury.
Though I can't recall how
old I was or the time of year, I can still
remember the edges of that roast beef
taking on a purple hue as it cooked up
in the pan. Maybe it was the pan, maybe
it was the gravy, but it was less than
appetizing, and I knew Ma could've done
better. Subconsciously I prayed that I'd
never be that hapless in the kitchen.
I never had to act upon
that silent prayer until college rolled
around and I had to fend for myself. Sure,
I returned from weekend trips with plenty
of care packages, but I still had to make
something of the dried goods, pasta, canned
soups, and 64 slices of pasteurized processed
cheese food product that ma packed for
me.
Pretty soon I started buying
cookbooks (Fannie Farmer's, the
original The Frugal Gourmet, and
New Basics remain my favorite,
dog-eared works to this day) and found
my nutritional, perhaps I should say "un-nutritional,"
habits being questioned during a research
project for a drug company -- where I
first met ER's Minister
of Exploitation. It wasn't long before
I was cutting back on the cheesesteaks
(mmmm!) and making my own stir-fry...sacrificing
a Filet-O-Fish (still my favorite, completely
indulgent fast-food meal) in favor of
a piece of grilled swordfish. Swearing
off sweets, candy, and desert in favor
of fruit, or a glass of juice.
Though I left the drug company
after a few internships, the nutrition
info stayed with me. And I got more involved
in cooking. I also got more involved with
wine, sake, and homebrew, but that's a
story for another time.
I hope you dig our debut
and continue grace us with your presence.
Look for issue #2 of the print edition
in October.
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the Next Origins:
Howard Johnson's & How it Shaped My
Dining-Out Worldview
[This article originally
appeared in THG
#1]
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